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Mark is a wizard. Josh is a wizard. Together they dive into all manner of arcana, esoterica, and apocrypha. Like professional wrestling, Conan the Barbarian, the cosmic vastness of space, the sunken mysteries of the deep, Greek tragedy, David Bowie, pipe tobacco, beer, and anything else that resonates on this material plane. And unlike those other jerk wizards, these two want to share their knowledge with you.
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Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Once again the Boys fill their "Wizard's Tankards" and pour into the the unknowable cosmic horror that is H.P. Lovecraft. Join them as they read "The Rats in the Walls" and "The Hound".
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
As summer looms ever closer Josh and Mark focus on their beach bods and get horned up for fitness. Join the boys as they discuss the greatest strong men in mythology, stand in awe of the might of man and share their own lifting tips in an effort to pump you up!
Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
Wednesday Mar 02, 2022
This week Mark and Josh loosen their robes crack open a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon and discuss one of, if not the greatest time sinks of all time, Cid Meyer's Civilization VI. The good and bad, their personal strategies and who are the sexiest leaders.
Wednesday Feb 23, 2022
Wednesday Feb 23, 2022
Josh's back with the second half of this two-parter on Love! He and Mark turn their attention to the science-y bits like how love is basically drugs, why to need to sniff a dude before you commit, and if there's a scientific formula to fall in love. Step 1 - download this episode!
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
In his first ever two parter Josh bravely guides Mark through the most magical feeling of all love. Join the Boys as they discuss such steamy topics as the poetry of Sappho, the Kama Sutra and the sexual shenanigans of Gods.
Wednesday Feb 09, 2022
Wednesday Feb 09, 2022
This week Mark and Josh are returning to the deep, ever giving well of SCP. Join the Boys as they get horned up for Ice Cream, mice and horrifying living fossils.
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
This week Mark and Josh embark down the trail of ghost hounds, black dogs, and hellish hounds. Join them as they discuss such beasts as Cerberus, the Black Shuck, and the dreaded Beast of Gevaudan.
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
In an effort to build a better portal, Josh opened up a wormhole to an alternate dimension, the year 2018!
Bask in the weird glory of an early form of Two Wizards, featuring some special guests, Josh's proto horned up for Greek and the overall feeling of a nostalgia for a past that never existed....or did it?
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
This week Mark and Josh loosen their robes, drink some "soda" and discuss arguably one the greatest cartoons of our age, J. G. Quintel's Regular Show.
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
This week Mark and Josh delve deeper than they ever have before and plunge to new lows of high stupidity as they discuss the Hollow Earth!