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Mark is a wizard. Josh is a wizard. Together they dive into all manner of arcana, esoterica, and apocrypha. Like professional wrestling, Conan the Barbarian, the cosmic vastness of space, the sunken mysteries of the deep, Greek tragedy, David Bowie, pipe tobacco, beer, and anything else that resonates on this material plane. And unlike those other jerk wizards, these two want to share their knowledge with you.
Episodes
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Volcanoes 101
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Josh and Mark are back to begin a deep dive into the glory and terror of Volcanoes. This week acting as primer they Boys tap into their respective Magma chambers of expertise to lay down a primer of how volcanoes work, interstellar explosions and how humans have been living along side them though history. Come for the Vesuvius, stay for the dirty ejecta jokes.
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
The Loch Ness Monster
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
This week Mark drags Josh through the murky waters of pareidolia, eye witness accounts and a healthy amount of hoaxes to discuss the enigmatic Loch Ness Monster. Is there a beast beneath the waters? Is it just a giant catfish? Why does it want $3.50? Join us listeners and get horned up once again for lake monster based mayhem!
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Beast Wars
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
In what will go down in Two Wizard's History as both the cutest, and horrible episode, Josh takes Mark down the path of animal based blood sports, from the horror of beast hunts in ancient Rome, to all manner of beast-baiting in our not so distant history, and the secret war between mice and frogs.
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Yokai VIII: Sexy Yokai
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Wednesday Feb 14, 2024
Valentines Day is here and in an attempt to help their listeners become lucky in love Mark and Josh examine Y.I.L.F's or Yokai I would like to find love with, of the (mostly) Female persuasion.
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
The Nika Revolts
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
Wednesday Feb 07, 2024
As the time loop of seasonal depression continues to turn. Mark gazes back into his orb and to discuss the worst case of sports fans gone wild. Join the Boys as they discuss the Nika Revolts.
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Loose Robes: Anime
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
Wednesday Jan 31, 2024
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Mark and Josh are talking anime, the good the bad, the Husbandos and what it means to them as Wizards. Will our heroes make cogent points, or will they be overpowered by Pabst Blue Ribbon and Hubris?
Find out this week on, "The Two Wizards Podcast!"
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Crystals and Magical Stones
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
Wednesday Jan 24, 2024
This week Mark and Josh discuss the idea that stones, crystals and minerals posses supernatural properties. Does this Amethyst cup hold water, or is Fool Gold just a placebo? Join the Boys as they attempt to scry an answer.
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
The Curse of Yig/Skulls in the Stars
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
Wednesday Jan 17, 2024
New Year, New Wizards, New Weird Fiction...sort of, the week Mark and Josh kick off their Eighth season by reading "The Curse of Yig" by Zelia Bishop and H.P. Lovecraft, and from Conan creator Robert E. Howard, a non-Conan story, "Skulls in the Stars".
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
2023 in Review pt II
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Josh and Mark return to round out their look back at 2023 and the Seventh season of Two Wizards!
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
2023 in Review
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Happy New Year to all! Mark and Josh are tired and have earned a break, and what better break than reflecting on their past accomplishments?
This week they discuss their sixth season.