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Mark is a wizard. Josh is a wizard. Together they dive into all manner of arcana, esoterica, and apocrypha. Like professional wrestling, Conan the Barbarian, the cosmic vastness of space, the sunken mysteries of the deep, Greek tragedy, David Bowie, pipe tobacco, beer, and anything else that resonates on this material plane. And unlike those other jerk wizards, these two want to share their knowledge with you.
Episodes
Mar 2, 2022
Mar 2, 2022
2hr 24 min
This week Mark and Josh loosen their robes crack open a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon and discuss one of, if not the greatest time sinks of all time, Cid Meyer's Civilization VI. The good and bad, their personal strategies and who are the sexiest leaders.
Feb 23, 2022
Feb 23, 2022
2hr 10 min
Josh's back with the second half of this two-parter on Love! He and Mark turn their attention to the science-y bits like how love is basically drugs, why to need to sniff a dude before you commit, and if there's a scientific formula to fall in love. Step 1 - download this episode!
Feb 16, 2022
Feb 16, 2022
2hr 3 min
In his first ever two parter Josh bravely guides Mark through the most magical feeling of all love. Join the Boys as they discuss such steamy topics as the poetry of Sappho, the Kama Sutra and the sexual shenanigans of Gods.
Feb 9, 2022
Feb 9, 2022
1hr 51 min
This week Mark and Josh are returning to the deep, ever giving well of SCP. Join the Boys as they get horned up for Ice Cream, mice and horrifying living fossils.
Feb 2, 2022
Feb 2, 2022
1hr 53 min
This week Mark and Josh embark down the trail of ghost hounds, black dogs, and hellish hounds. Join them as they discuss such beasts as Cerberus, the Black Shuck, and the dreaded Beast of Gevaudan.
Jan 26, 2022
Jan 26, 2022
1hr 38 min
In an effort to build a better portal, Josh opened up a wormhole to an alternate dimension, the year 2018!
Bask in the weird glory of an early form of Two Wizards, featuring some special guests, Josh's proto horned up for Greek and the overall feeling of a nostalgia for a past that never existed....or did it?
Jan 19, 2022
Jan 19, 2022
1hr 50 min
This week Mark and Josh loosen their robes, drink some "soda" and discuss arguably one the greatest cartoons of our age, J. G. Quintel's Regular Show.
Jan 12, 2022
Jan 12, 2022
1hr 52 min
This week Mark and Josh delve deeper than they ever have before and plunge to new lows of high stupidity as they discuss the Hollow Earth!
Jan 5, 2022
Jan 5, 2022
2hr 1 min
This week Josh takes the helm and guides Mark through Earth's coolest (get it?) continent, Antarctica. Join the Boys as they discuss the history, geography and lurking horror of the Penguin/Shoggoth Empire
Dec 30, 2021
Dec 30, 2021
47 min
The long awaited finale of the Christmas Challenge Josh and Mark sit down together and watch each other's Christmas Challenge selection. The Christmas Tree and the Twelve Pups of Christmas.