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Mark is a wizard. Josh is a wizard. Together they dive into all manner of arcana, esoterica, and apocrypha. Like professional wrestling, Conan the Barbarian, the cosmic vastness of space, the sunken mysteries of the deep, Greek tragedy, David Bowie, pipe tobacco, beer, and anything else that resonates on this material plane. And unlike those other jerk wizards, these two want to share their knowledge with you.
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Wednesday May 29, 2024
The Flatwoods Monster
Wednesday May 29, 2024
Wednesday May 29, 2024
The Boys are back into High Strangeness as Mark and Josh discuss the infamous Braxton County Monster, a.k.a Braxie, a.k.a The Flatwoods Monster.

Wednesday May 22, 2024
Two Wizards Travel Guides: Ohio
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Wednesday May 22, 2024
Josh kicks off our inaugural Travel Guide Series with his second home state, Ohio. Join the boys as the discuss formation, boarder disputes, football mascot faux pass, and of course the best places to get a beer in the Buck Eye State.

Wednesday May 15, 2024
Loose Robes: College
Wednesday May 15, 2024
Wednesday May 15, 2024
In a Two Wizards' first, Mark journeys to Josh's wizard tower in the Midwest to record a special episode on... college! That's right, the boys recount their glory days of higher learning, the professors that inspired (or should have retired), and why Josh and friend-of-the-show Brad can't team up for beer pong ever again.

Wednesday May 08, 2024
SCP V: Redacted Meat
Wednesday May 08, 2024
Wednesday May 08, 2024
This week Mark and Josh are paying a visit to that Two Wizards well of content, The SCP Foundation. Join the boys as they discuss magic vending machines, bizarre groups both benign and bad, and redacted food stuffs.

Wednesday May 01, 2024
Facial Hair
Wednesday May 01, 2024
Wednesday May 01, 2024
Things get hairy this week as Josh and Mark discuss the cultural enigma that is facial hair. From faux Pharos, to bearded women and the best and worst styles for their own faces. Join the boys as they discuss facial hair!

Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
End of the World II: The Rapture and Armageddon
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Mark and Josh finish their deep dive into the end of the world by discussing the granddaddy of all eschatology, the Rapture as laid down by the Book of Revelations, and how people misinterpret signs and scripture in an attempt to prematurely end it all.

Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Loose Robes: World of Warcraft
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Mark and Josh need a break, too many spells cast too many orbs gazed into, but an episode must occur!
So Brad and Jonny, from the I Can't Wait to Show my Kids, and Dang Ol Venture Boyz invade the Two Wizard's Tower to discuss the greatest MMORPG of all time, "World of Warcraft".

Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
The End of the World
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
The stars are right, the world weeps and gnashes, the eclipse was awesome but didn't usher in the apocalypse, so it is time for Mark and Josh to do it themselves. This week the boys are discussing the the cycle of creation, destruction and rebirth across time. Ragnarok, Aztec Calendars, the Iron Age of Men its all here baby!

Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Teleportation
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Though a bizarre dream based revelation, Mark recovered a script that he thought was lost! This week the Boys are discussing that illusive and greatest form of travel, Teleportation, and its many uses and occurrences across history.

Wednesday Mar 27, 2024
Volcanoes 303: Summer Vacation is Ruined
Wednesday Mar 27, 2024
Wednesday Mar 27, 2024
One more time dear listeners Mark and Josh discuss the awesome force of nature that are volcanoes, this week examining the worst of the eruption events, which totally ruined everyone's summer plans.