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Mark is a wizard. Josh is a wizard. Together they dive into all manner of arcana, esoterica, and apocrypha. Like professional wrestling, Conan the Barbarian, the cosmic vastness of space, the sunken mysteries of the deep, Greek tragedy, David Bowie, pipe tobacco, beer, and anything else that resonates on this material plane. And unlike those other jerk wizards, these two want to share their knowledge with you.
Episodes
May 22, 2024
May 22, 2024
1hr 51 min
Josh kicks off our inaugural Travel Guide Series with his second home state, Ohio. Join the boys as the discuss formation, boarder disputes, football mascot faux pass, and of course the best places to get a beer in the Buck Eye State.
May 15, 2024
May 15, 2024
1hr 56 min
In a Two Wizards' first, Mark journeys to Josh's wizard tower in the Midwest to record a special episode on... college! That's right, the boys recount their glory days of higher learning, the professors that inspired (or should have retired), and why Josh and friend-of-the-show Brad can't team up for beer pong ever again.
May 8, 2024
May 8, 2024
1hr 44 min
This week Mark and Josh are paying a visit to that Two Wizards well of content, The SCP Foundation. Join the boys as they discuss magic vending machines, bizarre groups both benign and bad, and redacted food stuffs.
May 1, 2024
May 1, 2024
1hr 46 min
Things get hairy this week as Josh and Mark discuss the cultural enigma that is facial hair. From faux Pharos, to bearded women and the best and worst styles for their own faces. Join the boys as they discuss facial hair!
Apr 24, 2024
Apr 24, 2024
2hr 22 min
Mark and Josh finish their deep dive into the end of the world by discussing the granddaddy of all eschatology, the Rapture as laid down by the Book of Revelations, and how people misinterpret signs and scripture in an attempt to prematurely end it all.
Apr 17, 2024
Apr 17, 2024
2hr 11 min
Mark and Josh need a break, too many spells cast too many orbs gazed into, but an episode must occur!
So Brad and Jonny, from the I Can't Wait to Show my Kids, and Dang Ol Venture Boyz invade the Two Wizard's Tower to discuss the greatest MMORPG of all time, "World of Warcraft".
Apr 10, 2024
Apr 10, 2024
1hr 55 min
The stars are right, the world weeps and gnashes, the eclipse was awesome but didn't usher in the apocalypse, so it is time for Mark and Josh to do it themselves. This week the boys are discussing the the cycle of creation, destruction and rebirth across time. Ragnarok, Aztec Calendars, the Iron Age of Men its all here baby!
Apr 3, 2024
Apr 3, 2024
1hr 36 min
Though a bizarre dream based revelation, Mark recovered a script that he thought was lost! This week the Boys are discussing that illusive and greatest form of travel, Teleportation, and its many uses and occurrences across history.
Mar 27, 2024
Mar 27, 2024
1hr 43 min
One more time dear listeners Mark and Josh discuss the awesome force of nature that are volcanoes, this week examining the worst of the eruption events, which totally ruined everyone's summer plans.
Mar 20, 2024
Mar 20, 2024
1hr 52 min
As the Boys rocket toward new and exciting life events they take a pause to run screaming back to adolescence and pour a giant bowl of MemberBerries to discuss Saturday morning cartoons and the sugary cereal that fueled those glorious mornings.
