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Mark is a wizard. Josh is a wizard. Together they dive into all manner of arcana, esoterica, and apocrypha. Like professional wrestling, Conan the Barbarian, the cosmic vastness of space, the sunken mysteries of the deep, Greek tragedy, David Bowie, pipe tobacco, beer, and anything else that resonates on this material plane. And unlike those other jerk wizards, these two want to share their knowledge with you.
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Loose Robes: College
4 days ago
4 days ago
In a Two Wizards' first, Mark journeys to Josh's wizard tower in the Midwest to record a special episode on... college! That's right, the boys recount their glory days of higher learning, the professors that inspired (or should have retired), and why Josh and friend-of-the-show Brad can't team up for beer pong ever again.
Wednesday May 08, 2024
SCP V: Redacted Meat
Wednesday May 08, 2024
Wednesday May 08, 2024
This week Mark and Josh are paying a visit to that Two Wizards well of content, The SCP Foundation. Join the boys as they discuss magic vending machines, bizarre groups both benign and bad, and redacted food stuffs.
Wednesday May 01, 2024
Facial Hair
Wednesday May 01, 2024
Wednesday May 01, 2024
Things get hairy this week as Josh and Mark discuss the cultural enigma that is facial hair. From faux Pharos, to bearded women and the best and worst styles for their own faces. Join the boys as they discuss facial hair!
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
End of the World II: The Rapture and Armageddon
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Wednesday Apr 24, 2024
Mark and Josh finish their deep dive into the end of the world by discussing the granddaddy of all eschatology, the Rapture as laid down by the Book of Revelations, and how people misinterpret signs and scripture in an attempt to prematurely end it all.
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Loose Robes: World of Warcraft
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Wednesday Apr 17, 2024
Mark and Josh need a break, too many spells cast too many orbs gazed into, but an episode must occur!
So Brad and Jonny, from the I Can't Wait to Show my Kids, and Dang Ol Venture Boyz invade the Two Wizard's Tower to discuss the greatest MMORPG of all time, "World of Warcraft".
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
The End of the World
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
Wednesday Apr 10, 2024
The stars are right, the world weeps and gnashes, the eclipse was awesome but didn't usher in the apocalypse, so it is time for Mark and Josh to do it themselves. This week the boys are discussing the the cycle of creation, destruction and rebirth across time. Ragnarok, Aztec Calendars, the Iron Age of Men its all here baby!
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Teleportation
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Wednesday Apr 03, 2024
Though a bizarre dream based revelation, Mark recovered a script that he thought was lost! This week the Boys are discussing that illusive and greatest form of travel, Teleportation, and its many uses and occurrences across history.
Wednesday Mar 27, 2024
Volcanoes 303: Summer Vacation is Ruined
Wednesday Mar 27, 2024
Wednesday Mar 27, 2024
One more time dear listeners Mark and Josh discuss the awesome force of nature that are volcanoes, this week examining the worst of the eruption events, which totally ruined everyone's summer plans.
Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
Loose Robes: Cartoons and Cereal
Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
Wednesday Mar 20, 2024
As the Boys rocket toward new and exciting life events they take a pause to run screaming back to adolescence and pour a giant bowl of MemberBerries to discuss Saturday morning cartoons and the sugary cereal that fueled those glorious mornings.
Wednesday Mar 13, 2024
Volcanoes 202: Volcanic Death Sentence
Wednesday Mar 13, 2024
Wednesday Mar 13, 2024
Mark and Josh raise their Wizard Rings to the sky and call down the elements to summon evil Captain Planet and discus how volcanoes can and will clean the Earth of all life.